What do you think, when making love? For those who have already grabbed the keyboard, ready to pour out an angry comment: "Nothing," "What do you know about love?", "Find me someone already!", We formulate the question differently: "What you think during sex? ". Is that better?
We conducted a case study format mini - interviewed dozens of people in an equal gender ratio. And what happened?
Women during sex think about that:
* "Time to whitewash the ceiling, and all repairs would not hurt to do in the end!";
* "Must be a child to buy a jacket, in the spring of last year will be small;
* "We recently went nowhere, but here Last minute ...";
* "Which would further work to be arranged, this will soon likely be fired";
* "Soon it there and then ... really want to write (supper cool, have a glance mail).
And they think that nothing wasting time on him - still not divorced from his wife, because she is terminally ill and in general - three young offspring. They are afraid of getting pregnant or, conversely, only think about that today - a very favorable time for conception. Simultaneously in their thought comes to mind about how to hint to him that she - not an oil field, and he - no drill installation, and a prelude to sex should be like in the opera, and the opposite: longer than the actual act of actions. And caring manufacturers long ago came up with grease. At worst, in the mouth of a partner there is totally free salivating ...
Sometimes women during sexual intercourse are not thinking about anything. Is that about the other partner. Well, not what to think - just to represent. It's so simple - close your eyes and imagine that doing it with a beautiful someone is always ready, always gentle, always caring, that will caress before and after, and bring a notorious coffee in the proverbial bed. But not with this, which is still raskochegarish ... And then he immediately snorted.
In the best case. In the worst - will talk about the problems and asked to throw a little money to pay.
Only a small percentage of women during sex not thinking. Because sex simply does not. Consequently, all the time, free from sex, is dedicated to thoughts about it. Unless, of course, my head is not stuffed with overdue payments on loans.
Recently, the British conducted a survey: it turns out 42% of Englishwomen, descending into the subway, thinking about sex.
And is the woman take a shower, download mountain of spam under the morning coffee and go to work, as she begins to think ... about sex. For example, looking at the Director General, and then chairman of the board, so look closely, and in my head scrolls indecent pictures. Even the cry: "Why did you have filled up the project?" - Did not immediately reach her worried mind.
The question "What were they thinking during sex, men answered:
* "About anything I do not think that nonsense?";
* "Like home for dinner not too late, ha-ha-ha!";
* "During sex think about sex";
* "Why I took off socks?";
* "What is it funny face, like a gopher in a swoon";
* "What the hell is sex?" I'm forty years old, I was fired from his job, and you ask all sorts of rubbish! "There's nothing?" By the way, look good.
I must admit that men are more joke, they say, think about sex all the time. And their faces were sad at the same time, sad. And after the third glass they even deny the sex, as a phenomenon, because they are tired, because nobody knows what will happen tomorrow, but here the wife requests a new jacket for his son and mistress - to divorce his wife and a new jacket for her son from her first marriage.
We do not know whether to trust this poll - the sample is small and the data, by and large, were not statistically significant, although modern analytical techniques make it possible to draw conclusions based on studies where a smaller group. In general, as they say in Odessa, "for he bought, for and sell."
What conclusions can be drawn from my survey? Men during sex is usually thought of him, at least so they say. Women are more likely to be distracted from the process, if not lie. However, outside the process erotic mood grows stronger in both sexes. Definitely. Especially among young men. Otherwise, wherever has divorced many books written pikaperami, many Internet communities, where pikapery share impressions of the "given - not given, and why? By the way, women may be thinking about the repair during sex, because one sex to them is not enough, they still love serving. And at the resort are eager to change the situation in more hot.
Perhaps readers wondering what the author thinks during sex. I will open a terrible secret. First, the author is not engaged in sex and love. Secondly, when he was the last time it worked, then somewhere half a minute before he opted out think tanks, and it has turned into an animal, you could think: "Do not be a heart-rending scream, and then in the chimney-guests are sleeping inconvenient.
Love each other mindlessly! At least during sex.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Romantic dinner. Why not?
In the daily bustle, problems and experiences we often forget about the romance. But in the evening by candlelight, unexpected gifts, and romantic mood to remember for years. Imagine this: your husband comes, all this weary-preustavshy, but now the smell of roses, candles on the table, his wife is beautiful, the food is delicious. What else is needed for happiness?
A romantic dinner is best to cook a sudden, you should not make it a holiday or for reconciliation after a quarrel. Select a regular weekday, and start to prepare. Adding some room smell of romance will aromatic candles or incense sticks. You can drip water in oil burner 5-6 drops of aromatic oils and enjoy the subtle, sensual and subtle scent of love. For tender and sweet in the evening, mix 2 drops of ylang-ylang, 3 drops of sandalwood oil and 1 drop of oil rose. If you have no oil burner, dilute mixture of water and spray it on the apartment. For some solemn evening make a mixture of jasmine, patchouli and cinnamon (2 drops of each oil). By the way, aromatic candles fit not only to the table, they will prepare your bedroom for a romantic evening and make a memorable joint reception baths.
Conventional candles are best to find the right tone tablecloths. How? Do you have it not? Be sure to buy cloth or cover the meal on the floor. This is unusual, and the dishes can be cooked not too complicated. You can sit on the floor, eat fruits, drink green tea or wine and listening to Arabic music. Why not romance? If you prefer a traditional meal, choose a high candle. They give the glass glow and glitter of champagne will make more fabulous. You can buy floating candles and put them in water, poured into a beautiful salad bowl. Extend the life of a small candle can, putting them in front of a triumph for 3-4 hours in refrigerator. Do not think that flowers are buying for women only. Be sure to buy a small bouquet or a beautiful rose - a pobaluete and decorate the table. Arrange food and flowers, turn on some good music and wait for the beloved. Music now available for every taste, good choice of shops large.
Make not too heavy meal. If the meat, let it be fat-free chicken in wine submit cut plate with several kinds of cheese and fruit. Grapefruit, oranges, kiwi fruit - just right. Bananas too quickly saturate, and apples can cause a storm in the stomach. Prepare dishes that can be eaten not stain hands or otherwise prepare all the things that you can eat with your hands. Feed each other with hands and enjoy the romance. Before dessert case may never come, but if you think fit, buy a small cake or ice cream. Eat it can be in the bedroom, directly from the body of a loved one. Do not be afraid to experiment and surprise each other. Let your life be more romance and tenderness.
A romantic dinner is best to cook a sudden, you should not make it a holiday or for reconciliation after a quarrel. Select a regular weekday, and start to prepare. Adding some room smell of romance will aromatic candles or incense sticks. You can drip water in oil burner 5-6 drops of aromatic oils and enjoy the subtle, sensual and subtle scent of love. For tender and sweet in the evening, mix 2 drops of ylang-ylang, 3 drops of sandalwood oil and 1 drop of oil rose. If you have no oil burner, dilute mixture of water and spray it on the apartment. For some solemn evening make a mixture of jasmine, patchouli and cinnamon (2 drops of each oil). By the way, aromatic candles fit not only to the table, they will prepare your bedroom for a romantic evening and make a memorable joint reception baths.
Conventional candles are best to find the right tone tablecloths. How? Do you have it not? Be sure to buy cloth or cover the meal on the floor. This is unusual, and the dishes can be cooked not too complicated. You can sit on the floor, eat fruits, drink green tea or wine and listening to Arabic music. Why not romance? If you prefer a traditional meal, choose a high candle. They give the glass glow and glitter of champagne will make more fabulous. You can buy floating candles and put them in water, poured into a beautiful salad bowl. Extend the life of a small candle can, putting them in front of a triumph for 3-4 hours in refrigerator. Do not think that flowers are buying for women only. Be sure to buy a small bouquet or a beautiful rose - a pobaluete and decorate the table. Arrange food and flowers, turn on some good music and wait for the beloved. Music now available for every taste, good choice of shops large.
Make not too heavy meal. If the meat, let it be fat-free chicken in wine submit cut plate with several kinds of cheese and fruit. Grapefruit, oranges, kiwi fruit - just right. Bananas too quickly saturate, and apples can cause a storm in the stomach. Prepare dishes that can be eaten not stain hands or otherwise prepare all the things that you can eat with your hands. Feed each other with hands and enjoy the romance. Before dessert case may never come, but if you think fit, buy a small cake or ice cream. Eat it can be in the bedroom, directly from the body of a loved one. Do not be afraid to experiment and surprise each other. Let your life be more romance and tenderness.
Love and sex during the crisis
It should begin the article with the terrible word "crisis" - and often all at once heart rate, increased cardiac output, will become increasingly respiratory movements, and somewhere in the solar plexus begin not the emotion, not the temperature drops. Just like during sexual arousal.
Then you remember that know how to glue wallpaper, crocheting and cross stitching - and you feel better. And even, perhaps, want to smoke. Right on both after orgasm
However, smoking is harmful, and cost money. Leisure, skrashenny gluing, knitting and embroidery, also requires the exchange of equivalents for the acquisition of wallpaper, yarn, thread ... And again - increase in heart rate, respiratory movements and blood flow velocity. Then again, discharging, for what Russian does not like fast shorthand in my head "maybe".
VTsIOM asked Russians how the crisis affected their love relationships.
What they now choose places for meetings?
Most Russians are meeting in cafes (40%). One in five meets in the cinema (20%), 19% - at home, 18% - on the street.
9% reported that arrange a meeting in the park, 8% - in the club. 6% of Russians met with his second half in nature, to 5% - a guest in the restaurant. In 4% of our fellow citizens are meeting in a bar at 3% - in the theater or museum, at 2% - in the car.
Thus, solely because of thoughts about the economic crisis, you can experience the whole range of emotional and physiological sexual experiences.
But now seriously. Sooner or later we all get fired from their jobs and savings run out. And we do not have to fly to Thailand to a favorite restaurant to eat fried cockroaches, go on a weekend in Amsterdam, that legalized dip in sweet smoke of temporary stagnation or even to go to Hvorostovsky, baritone, because the gray-haired blond, and in times of stability was not cheap. <
What are we left? Adventure? Well, if I did not buy all these tents with heating, shoes with spikes, with gas cans, skis and alpenstock. You can go to the museum - there is still cheap. And if you are a member of the Union of Artists, and do let free. However, if you - member, and so all these pictures you know they you do with Stroganovka in "thorn" sit. And if not a member, then at some museums will not survive long. Personally I got tired of Pushkin's childhood - I can walk with your eyes closed to and fro. Looking at shop windows (and even more to roam on them) is dangerous to the nervous system. Because it wants, but there is no possibility.
One we have as yet not deny: the possibility of love or even sex. First, it is useful physiologically. Secondly, it is nice emotionally, Third, allow some time for nothing else but think and do not freeze even in the fierce cold. And the main thing - it is cost effective. Only pre-buy condoms (or other contraceptives) is still there, on that, and giving them to each other on Valentine's Day.
By the way, marketers have already noted that in a crisis have increased condom sales. For example, according to data published in USA Today, condom sales in America rose by 5% for the fourth quarter of last year and another 6% - in January 2009.
The British are still more evident. Here is a poll conducted by YouGov:
* Sex was for the British the least expensive way of spending time in the world financial crisis (polled two thousand adult residents), and the vast majority of respondents identified the most popular way of sex for recreation, with the most loving were hot Scottish guys);
* Preferred such a leisure activity gave men. Women are still considered the least costly sifflet society friends (here and not say then, that all the women, yeah?).
Personally I have in connection with such studies, only one question: "If such a fund, so all is not so bad in the UK?".
ashi Sociology also wonder what impact the finances for the light feeling. Influenced peculiar. For example, many people believe that money rules the world (their number has declined from 54% to 39% and began to believe that the world is ruled by love (as compared to 2007, the percentage of respondents increased from 11 to 15%). A 59% of respondents simply believe in love at first sight.
And, finally, in terms of our fragile capitalism and on the eve of Valentine's Day can be to have sex just so, without any research. But unprotected. And if you want, but there is no possibility, then the sex shops for a colossal final sale of a song - thanks to the crisis.
Then you remember that know how to glue wallpaper, crocheting and cross stitching - and you feel better. And even, perhaps, want to smoke. Right on both after orgasm
However, smoking is harmful, and cost money. Leisure, skrashenny gluing, knitting and embroidery, also requires the exchange of equivalents for the acquisition of wallpaper, yarn, thread ... And again - increase in heart rate, respiratory movements and blood flow velocity. Then again, discharging, for what Russian does not like fast shorthand in my head "maybe".
VTsIOM asked Russians how the crisis affected their love relationships.
What they now choose places for meetings?
Most Russians are meeting in cafes (40%). One in five meets in the cinema (20%), 19% - at home, 18% - on the street.
9% reported that arrange a meeting in the park, 8% - in the club. 6% of Russians met with his second half in nature, to 5% - a guest in the restaurant. In 4% of our fellow citizens are meeting in a bar at 3% - in the theater or museum, at 2% - in the car.
Thus, solely because of thoughts about the economic crisis, you can experience the whole range of emotional and physiological sexual experiences.
But now seriously. Sooner or later we all get fired from their jobs and savings run out. And we do not have to fly to Thailand to a favorite restaurant to eat fried cockroaches, go on a weekend in Amsterdam, that legalized dip in sweet smoke of temporary stagnation or even to go to Hvorostovsky, baritone, because the gray-haired blond, and in times of stability was not cheap. <
What are we left? Adventure? Well, if I did not buy all these tents with heating, shoes with spikes, with gas cans, skis and alpenstock. You can go to the museum - there is still cheap. And if you are a member of the Union of Artists, and do let free. However, if you - member, and so all these pictures you know they you do with Stroganovka in "thorn" sit. And if not a member, then at some museums will not survive long. Personally I got tired of Pushkin's childhood - I can walk with your eyes closed to and fro. Looking at shop windows (and even more to roam on them) is dangerous to the nervous system. Because it wants, but there is no possibility.
One we have as yet not deny: the possibility of love or even sex. First, it is useful physiologically. Secondly, it is nice emotionally, Third, allow some time for nothing else but think and do not freeze even in the fierce cold. And the main thing - it is cost effective. Only pre-buy condoms (or other contraceptives) is still there, on that, and giving them to each other on Valentine's Day.
By the way, marketers have already noted that in a crisis have increased condom sales. For example, according to data published in USA Today, condom sales in America rose by 5% for the fourth quarter of last year and another 6% - in January 2009.
The British are still more evident. Here is a poll conducted by YouGov:
* Sex was for the British the least expensive way of spending time in the world financial crisis (polled two thousand adult residents), and the vast majority of respondents identified the most popular way of sex for recreation, with the most loving were hot Scottish guys);
* Preferred such a leisure activity gave men. Women are still considered the least costly sifflet society friends (here and not say then, that all the women, yeah?).
Personally I have in connection with such studies, only one question: "If such a fund, so all is not so bad in the UK?".
ashi Sociology also wonder what impact the finances for the light feeling. Influenced peculiar. For example, many people believe that money rules the world (their number has declined from 54% to 39% and began to believe that the world is ruled by love (as compared to 2007, the percentage of respondents increased from 11 to 15%). A 59% of respondents simply believe in love at first sight.
And, finally, in terms of our fragile capitalism and on the eve of Valentine's Day can be to have sex just so, without any research. But unprotected. And if you want, but there is no possibility, then the sex shops for a colossal final sale of a song - thanks to the crisis.
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